Scratch that. Send in all four services. I will never think about massages the same way again. Ever.

Start with women. Add Mojitos. Blend in vodka. Someone send in the Marines. Please.

Dinner

Rational dinner conversations should not include discussions centering on flying toenails and sinuses.

whoever thought MOJITO Jello shots were a good idea should be smacked upside the head...

On the upside, it'll make her (and the other ladies) happy.. On the downside....well, let's assume there'll be a HUGE downside and leave it at that...

stop being so useful, internets... keep your recipes to yourself.

...weight loss should be a simple equation of taking in less calories than you have previously (via exercise, etc.) of course, we've made it way too damn complicated.... bourbon...in my coffee...

Nothing like 2 awesome quotes to start the day...

Living with MixedUpMama is like this:

I don't know about that. More like "too stubborn to go back on an agreement made while drunk on blue jello"

and

It's like the Sisterhood of the Drunk Redheads.


I wonder, some days, if I should just stop reading Facebook. At least in the mornings.